A new free Scenario for Hellsquad on Substack

A group of rogue scientists devoted to the evolution of Humanity believes that Hank Brawn is the absolute apex of his species. Somehow, they managed to steal a few precious DNA samples of the greatest hero ever. Their plan? To create an even stronger, faster, cooler, Hanker Hank—an Alpha Hank, if you will. Obviously, this is impossible and unacceptable, and they need to be stopped. It’s time for heroes—it’s time for Hank!

Gene-Stealing Club is a rank 2-3 mission for your trusted Hellsquad. This is an absolutely secret assignment, and the best Hanks in the world will have to penetrate a hostile base without the help of the mothership and its valuable drops.

What is the H-Virus? And why does it remind us of an umbrella even if it’s not raining?

We will answer this and many other questions badly in this new Scenario, free for all our Substack readers.